Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet!
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a goal?
A dino-score!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
“Tea, Rex?”
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try-ceratops!
Why did the dinosaur eat raw meat?
Because he didn’t know how to use a grill!
What does a dinosaur use to cut wood?
A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A super-snore-us!